Emmanisms

Our daughter Emma is constantly keeping us entertained by the way she sees things:) Now I realize that you have to know her to get the humor in some of these comments.

"Mommy mommy, look outside I have a surprise for you! The snow is melting!" This is after a week of snow.

"Mommy your legs looks kind of puffy at the top."

"Can I get one of those rings in my chin...you know like what really cool girls have?"

"Mom, I just have to tell you that you are my favorite mom."

Emma: "Mommy I can't wait to grow up so I can move out."
Me: "Well Emma who will you live with then?"
Emma: "Well, I guess I'll get some kids."
Me: "You need a husband first."
Emma: (Thoughtful for a moment) "How did you find Daddy?"

Emma: "Azzie says that I love Ryder" (the 5 year old neighbor boy)

Daddy: "Well Emma, you're not allowed to have a boyfriend you know."

Emma: "I know Dad, he's not my boyfriend. I just loooove him."

Daddy: "Well, I guess that's okay."

Emma: "I think I'm going to marry JT though. He likes to wrestle more."

Daddy: "But Emma, I'll be so sad when you leave us."

Emma: "Da-ad, I have to get married so I have someone to help me have a baby."

Me: "Emma, how will your husband help you?"

Emma: thinks for a moment "Well, I guess if I have 2 babies, he can hold one while I'm having the other one."

More to come...